jammin on my planner

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
weaselle
beatbizzle

I overheard a woman at my job say "Your whole personality revolves around what you hate instead of what you love and thats an awful way to live." to the resident vocal Maga in the breakroom.

He was stunned into silence for at least 60 seconds so that was nice.

championari

the amount of vitriolic replies to this post makes me want to analyze why people react so angrily to having an unhealthy behavior being pointed out to them.

wannabehistorianandauthor

You cannot grow without accepting the problem

weaselle

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durnesque-esque
digoxin-purpurea

apply for jobs you’re not qualified for! audit upper-level classes! get drunk with your TAs! see that poster advertising that lecture series? go there take notes and ask questions! thank the presenter for talking about this topic you love! if the class is full before you register, email the professor and ask if they can squeeze you in! RAISE YOUR HAND! tell the disability accomodation office to do their goddamn job! ask for help! file complaints! go to class in your pajamas and destroy the reading! you got this! you KNOW you got this! be arrogant enough to learn EVERYTHING! take your meds! punch a velociraptor in the dick! fear is useless and temporary! glory is forever! shed your skin and erupt angel wings! help out! spread your sun!

i had a really good morning! you deserve a really good morning! kill anyone who says you don’t and build a throne from their bones!

sirjefetheboss

Oddly inspiring

durnesque-esque
fiddlepickdouglas

Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

orcboxer

fascinated by the implication that it's the stained glass that gives catholics the guilt

luthqrs

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I FOUND THE. FISH CAN’T SIN POST.

sufficientlylargen

Why would stained glass need to be stable enough to make a fish tank? The whole point of a glass tank is that it's transparent, you could just put the stained glass around the outside of a normal glass tank.

durnesque-esque
cursed-and-haunted

I know this is going to make me sound pretensions but I have to get it off my chest. I feel an unimaginable rage when someone posts a photo and is like "this picture looks like a renaissance painting lol" when the photo clearly has the lighting, colors and composition of a baroque or romantic painting. There are differences in these styles and those differences are important and labeling every "classical" looking painting as renaissance is annoying and upsetting to me. And anytime I come across one of those posts I have to put down my phone and go take a walk because they make me so mad

cursed-and-haunted

In case you're curious here's what I mean.

Renaissance(distinct lines, stability and the individual man):

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Baroque (bold, chaotic, dramatic):

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Romantic(romanticize the simple hard working life):

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Do you see the difference?

gabyluvsxena

this post has re-wired my brain in the best way

judgejudyofficial
holdtightposts

There’s so much to unpack here:

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  • Pack of Beakers
  • Goth Beaker
  • The Beaker snitching and pointing out the photographer
  • The Beaker that’s about to unload on the photographer
  • The terminator strut before the ass whooping and you know he’s moving at speed because of the blur
  • The ominous feeling that you know this is 3 in the morning
victoriousflappage

Gods I fucking love this post. So hard. Fuck.

cafiffle

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